on sports...
FUCK DALLAS. was never a fan of either dirk notwizky or jason kidd.
FUCK TJ FORD. glad u came back strong after that flagrant in atlanta, but u'll never get that chris paul love. do u.
FUCK THE HABS. u've sucked me in this year and u break my heart each time u lose. it's grade school all over again.
FUCK DENVER. play some frign' defense. bitin golden state' style. do u.
FUCK STEVE NASH. u'll never win a ring. if only u pick up ur team and move east.
FUCK THE WEST. hockey, basketball: why is the west so strong?
GO HABS! a) shoot the frign puck. b) price, stop the frign puck!
GO KOBE! win that ring, and ur first MVP is yours. and u made melo fall last game, LOL. gold.
GO HORNETS! i can never get tired of the alley-oop.
GO CHRIS PAUL! now thats a tear drop! sit down tony parker.
GO KG! ur gatorade commercial made me teary... beautiful. *sniff.
GO PLEKANEC! he scores and good looking. i'd rock his jersey... cause im good lookin.
FUCK SPORTSNET:CONNECTED! ur coverage sucks ass, but ur on more than tsn: sportscenter.
GO TSN:SPORTSCENTER! ur coverage is tight, but ur on less than sportsnet:connected.
FUCK BOTH EM! cause u cover more boring ass baseball than basketball.
FUCK THE RANGERS! tough enough to sweep the devils, but to be swept by the pens?!
FUCK THE PENS! cause ur good for some reason... i smell conspiracy.
watching tv...
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Sunday, April 13, 2008
hoe heels
i checked out steve aoki and a-trak's party and got real sweaty...
had basketball practice earlier that day, but didnt sweat as much as i did at SAT... skin was permanently sparkling. i was late cause the habs went into OT. they won it, thanks to kovalev makin up his game tying penalty. if they lost that game, kovalev would've been crucified in the french newspapers. lucky. pre-game'd redbull/vodkas (or vodka/redbulls, whatever), got me feelin real nice but im sick of it already. ice makes a big difference too.
outside in the lineup, me n bobo got approached by a hot chick i was eye-fuckin hard. i thought she had the tightest jeans ever! but when she came closer, it was just straight spandex (not as great). she also had like hoe heels, the kinds prostitutes wear. it was off, but she was banging for some reason. anyhow she notices me n bobo and walks up to us and tells us we look "hot" WHILST she's on her celly. so me being skeptical and ever vigilante when it comes to strangers and my overly guarded feelings, i reply, "get the fuck out here." to which she answers with a smile "u guys are hot. pssh u ain't drunk enough..." WHILST still on her celly and walked away. i still have no clue what she was upto. for all i know, she could have honestly been hittin on me... fugh. she was hot.
these are the best pictures i had taken with my cell...
a-trak milkin it with steve workin.
aoki's turn with a-trak workin.
anyhow the night was cool. didnt stay til the end. i was frign beat. i noticed a lot of things as i took a break from long moments of not dancing. lotsa kids nowadays. a lot more asians. everywhere i look, someone is rockin a keffiyeh and they dont look correct. aint smart either, rockin scarves and wild'n out, sweating like bitches. and seemed like a lot more guys than girls. yucky. i also think aoki's album is weak. they're cool mixes, but they're just old songs. i was expecting fresh shit. they mostly played minimal that they dragged on a lil bit too long. i also think they destroyed their speakers. they really maxed em out, i guess to hype up the average tracks. my ears are still ringing. aoki's an animal. and a-trak scratched a bit but nothing crazy. all in all, i think i lost a lb. or two.
found this off youtube. dunno if aoki's always this rowdy or just drunk.
score.
had basketball practice earlier that day, but didnt sweat as much as i did at SAT... skin was permanently sparkling. i was late cause the habs went into OT. they won it, thanks to kovalev makin up his game tying penalty. if they lost that game, kovalev would've been crucified in the french newspapers. lucky. pre-game'd redbull/vodkas (or vodka/redbulls, whatever), got me feelin real nice but im sick of it already. ice makes a big difference too.
outside in the lineup, me n bobo got approached by a hot chick i was eye-fuckin hard. i thought she had the tightest jeans ever! but when she came closer, it was just straight spandex (not as great). she also had like hoe heels, the kinds prostitutes wear. it was off, but she was banging for some reason. anyhow she notices me n bobo and walks up to us and tells us we look "hot" WHILST she's on her celly. so me being skeptical and ever vigilante when it comes to strangers and my overly guarded feelings, i reply, "get the fuck out here." to which she answers with a smile "u guys are hot. pssh u ain't drunk enough..." WHILST still on her celly and walked away. i still have no clue what she was upto. for all i know, she could have honestly been hittin on me... fugh. she was hot.
these are the best pictures i had taken with my cell...
a-trak milkin it with steve workin.
aoki's turn with a-trak workin.
anyhow the night was cool. didnt stay til the end. i was frign beat. i noticed a lot of things as i took a break from long moments of not dancing. lotsa kids nowadays. a lot more asians. everywhere i look, someone is rockin a keffiyeh and they dont look correct. aint smart either, rockin scarves and wild'n out, sweating like bitches. and seemed like a lot more guys than girls. yucky. i also think aoki's album is weak. they're cool mixes, but they're just old songs. i was expecting fresh shit. they mostly played minimal that they dragged on a lil bit too long. i also think they destroyed their speakers. they really maxed em out, i guess to hype up the average tracks. my ears are still ringing. aoki's an animal. and a-trak scratched a bit but nothing crazy. all in all, i think i lost a lb. or two.
score.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
redbull/vodka
forgot to mention what i did last week, in the previous post, that is worth mentioning.
had the opportunity to check out an Off the Hook function thanks to stefan aka mstrpln.
i've always been curious to how that shit goes down, and was even happier to hear that it was free! now that i think of it, i was surprised that i didnt chicken out. Off the Hook the store alone, makes me nervous. anyhoot, met up with stef and his bro inside and shmoozed.
the free booze consisted of vodka and choice of oj or red bull. took the opportunity to see what all the redbull/vodka love was really about and yea, its downright straightup MONEY. no joke. i was feeling real nice after my 2nd and itched for more. next time. oh and i was lil nervous tippin quarters too.
the parisienne rap cliq TTC were in the house. except that big round bald one that Yelle be dissing. or atleast i think he's of TTC... i dunno. not that familiar. oh and there was an andy milonakis look alike walkin around. he made me nervous for some reason.
i only remembered this night cause i came across a vid that stef had mentioned. atleast i think this is the vid...
some frign smooth running-man action...
assemble!
had the opportunity to check out an Off the Hook function thanks to stefan aka mstrpln.
i've always been curious to how that shit goes down, and was even happier to hear that it was free! now that i think of it, i was surprised that i didnt chicken out. Off the Hook the store alone, makes me nervous. anyhoot, met up with stef and his bro inside and shmoozed.
the free booze consisted of vodka and choice of oj or red bull. took the opportunity to see what all the redbull/vodka love was really about and yea, its downright straightup MONEY. no joke. i was feeling real nice after my 2nd and itched for more. next time. oh and i was lil nervous tippin quarters too.
the parisienne rap cliq TTC were in the house. except that big round bald one that Yelle be dissing. or atleast i think he's of TTC... i dunno. not that familiar. oh and there was an andy milonakis look alike walkin around. he made me nervous for some reason.
i only remembered this night cause i came across a vid that stef had mentioned. atleast i think this is the vid...
some frign smooth running-man action...
assemble!
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
bout frign time
spring is here, finally. time to get rowdy.
wassup?
today
i missed 3 buses this morning for school. so im here blogging. fugh...
missed my first bus cause my iTunes was fuckin up and so my ipod wasnt ready. second time cause i was tying my shoes. third time i was outside waiting for twenty minutes for a bus, then called it quits. once i got inside, i see the frign bus pass my house. so i took it as a sign to leave school alone...
internets
i came across this as i was eating breakfast this morning...
LOL "... yo, im right over here!"
pba basketball
had our first playoff game this past saturday against the chinese team we had beaten before. sorry, no pictures. but we won convincingly. this time around, the chinese team had their secret weapon, a black guy supposedly known for his range. so takin no chances, we used box and 1 on the guy. like come on, a basketball team of chinese guys and then one single black guy? he might as well had a sign on his back that said 'guard me'. anyhow, box and 1 did the job. both timmy and i were assigned as the 1, defending the black guy and were successful. he'd take his shots, but was under pressure each time. so... yea! this time around, the bench had fun. me, chiggs, and zo got time and were able to score atleast a deuce each. next game is two weeks from now.
happy birthday paul!
paul celebrated his birthday that night with a dinner. i was thankful to play some some fight night on xbox360. fought 4 fights online, won my first but the guy was a punk and logged off before he was counted out. i still get the w, but still. next three i lost. i didnt try cause my opponents were cheap dicks throwing low blows and headbutts. still had fun. watched the final four afterwards. memphis did their thing against UCLA. short guards cant do squat against memphis. northcarolina literally got jumped right from the very start. kansas came out running and northcarolina kept shooting deep and missing. game was close for a bit, but northcarolina dug themselves too big of a hole. and around this time, my body was hurting from all the eating. played another round of fight night and lucky enough to find chiggs online too. i'd like to say i took him to school, but chiggs was no joke. but still, it was all me. he had to bounce so i got the w anyhow. good times.
sunday
i got up to do some painting and was anticipating to hit the gym with leo. dying to run off some of that good eating the night before. but ended drinkin 40s at his house. i got real smashed, old school. and spent most of my time hanging out with his parents and his sister. im pretty sure i was slurring like a bum. i knew i had to leave once i accidentally dropped a beer in front of em. regrettably, i did some regurgitating on their front lawn. just a lil. it was in snow, so i dont know if that'll keep it fresh or decompose it easier. leo thankfully got me home and i spent the night gagging eggrolls. gotta love beer. beer hangovers trumps liqour hangovers. i was good by lunchtime the next day, ate more eggrolls and went to work. easy.
beef?
have u seen the new bud light lime commercial? looks delish-ish right? anyhow, the track is Creator by the one and only awesome santogold. i thought she'd be the last one to have one of her songs used in a commercial. or is her point that all artist must make sacrifices? i dont know, but her message is in this bonerific song...
and that new madonna song/video feat. justin timberlake? i wont post the video cause a) i think it sucks. b) the song sucks c) it looks like justin is dancing with his aunt that tries way to hard to be hip. madonna, retire. please. i love u, but please, step away.
rager!
in lieu of the upcoming comic book movies IronMan, Incredible Hulk, Hellboy, and Batman, i came across this and ache for some Thor movie treatment action... live action and live actors, but Thor should be all CGI. completely unnecessary CGI Thor, interacting with live actors and real sets. the more realistic they can make CGI Thor, the funnier it will be...
sports!
canadiens finished off the hockey season first and face the boston bruins in the first round of the playoffs. i am hella proud. i missed out on the ncaa college basketball championship between memphis (yea!) and kansas last night cause i had work. memphis lost in overtime. fugh boring ass kansas. anyhoot, oh yea the canadian curling team is undefeated somewhere around this time.
peace!
wassup?
today
i missed 3 buses this morning for school. so im here blogging. fugh...
missed my first bus cause my iTunes was fuckin up and so my ipod wasnt ready. second time cause i was tying my shoes. third time i was outside waiting for twenty minutes for a bus, then called it quits. once i got inside, i see the frign bus pass my house. so i took it as a sign to leave school alone...
internets
i came across this as i was eating breakfast this morning...
LOL "... yo, im right over here!"
pba basketball
had our first playoff game this past saturday against the chinese team we had beaten before. sorry, no pictures. but we won convincingly. this time around, the chinese team had their secret weapon, a black guy supposedly known for his range. so takin no chances, we used box and 1 on the guy. like come on, a basketball team of chinese guys and then one single black guy? he might as well had a sign on his back that said 'guard me'. anyhow, box and 1 did the job. both timmy and i were assigned as the 1, defending the black guy and were successful. he'd take his shots, but was under pressure each time. so... yea! this time around, the bench had fun. me, chiggs, and zo got time and were able to score atleast a deuce each. next game is two weeks from now.
happy birthday paul!
paul celebrated his birthday that night with a dinner. i was thankful to play some some fight night on xbox360. fought 4 fights online, won my first but the guy was a punk and logged off before he was counted out. i still get the w, but still. next three i lost. i didnt try cause my opponents were cheap dicks throwing low blows and headbutts. still had fun. watched the final four afterwards. memphis did their thing against UCLA. short guards cant do squat against memphis. northcarolina literally got jumped right from the very start. kansas came out running and northcarolina kept shooting deep and missing. game was close for a bit, but northcarolina dug themselves too big of a hole. and around this time, my body was hurting from all the eating. played another round of fight night and lucky enough to find chiggs online too. i'd like to say i took him to school, but chiggs was no joke. but still, it was all me. he had to bounce so i got the w anyhow. good times.
sunday
i got up to do some painting and was anticipating to hit the gym with leo. dying to run off some of that good eating the night before. but ended drinkin 40s at his house. i got real smashed, old school. and spent most of my time hanging out with his parents and his sister. im pretty sure i was slurring like a bum. i knew i had to leave once i accidentally dropped a beer in front of em. regrettably, i did some regurgitating on their front lawn. just a lil. it was in snow, so i dont know if that'll keep it fresh or decompose it easier. leo thankfully got me home and i spent the night gagging eggrolls. gotta love beer. beer hangovers trumps liqour hangovers. i was good by lunchtime the next day, ate more eggrolls and went to work. easy.
beef?
have u seen the new bud light lime commercial? looks delish-ish right? anyhow, the track is Creator by the one and only awesome santogold. i thought she'd be the last one to have one of her songs used in a commercial. or is her point that all artist must make sacrifices? i dont know, but her message is in this bonerific song...
and that new madonna song/video feat. justin timberlake? i wont post the video cause a) i think it sucks. b) the song sucks c) it looks like justin is dancing with his aunt that tries way to hard to be hip. madonna, retire. please. i love u, but please, step away.
rager!
in lieu of the upcoming comic book movies IronMan, Incredible Hulk, Hellboy, and Batman, i came across this and ache for some Thor movie treatment action... live action and live actors, but Thor should be all CGI. completely unnecessary CGI Thor, interacting with live actors and real sets. the more realistic they can make CGI Thor, the funnier it will be...
sports!
canadiens finished off the hockey season first and face the boston bruins in the first round of the playoffs. i am hella proud. i missed out on the ncaa college basketball championship between memphis (yea!) and kansas last night cause i had work. memphis lost in overtime. fugh boring ass kansas. anyhoot, oh yea the canadian curling team is undefeated somewhere around this time.
peace!
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